| To stick or not to stick? |
[Jan. 30th, 2004|08:04 pm] |
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| | Hot Hot Heat - Bandages (OF EVIL! LOLOLOL( | ] |
Ok, so the other day I was told that I didnt look very goth. That angereereerded me a lot. They just dont see exactly have god damn evil, demonic, and gothtastic that I really am. But thats ok, When I am riding high on the right hand of satan spilling the blood of the innocent, we will see whos laughing.
Anyway, I was walking around the mall heading to Hot Topic to buy a new Static X shirt,a nd the New Marilyn Manson CD when I ran into the guys from my old band "Beat The Sick". Anyway, they were all dressed like sissy wimpy prep kids, it almost made me sick! Turns out they joined some annoying indy band called "The Breaking Fall Of The Downward Trend". I mean, sure it may be a wicked cool name, but its totally not gothic and evil. Nothing like BLOODLUST!!!!!!!!!!!! They made fun of me for awhile as I browsed the plastic spikey wristband section (of which I own 12 and wear everyday) while they told me that I wasnt goth and that I was a dummy head basically. This made me ANGRY! THey wont like me when Im angry! I turned to them and made the meanest face I could. I think it worked because they all ran away squealing or something. At least thats what it sounded like.
I figured I needed to fix this problem fast. I quickly bought the most blood red hair dye I could find and ran home. I put it all on every, even my eyebrows. It was totally sweet.....for like 10 minutes. Then my hair started to burn as it turned a light shade of green. I quickly tried to wash it out, but to no avail.
Ok, so green hair, I guess thats kind of cool. The next step to my horribly evil and goth enhancing plan was piercings. Cool ones at that.
I went to the piercing place and looked around for a bit and finally went to the guy and asked what he thinks would be the most goth for me. The guy looked right at me and said something like "Ya know, I think a christina piercing would be best for you, but that isnt going to work." I dont totally understand what he ment by that.....but oh well. So instead we decided on a nose ring. He asked if I had a note from my parents, but I informed him that the super evil gothic Savior is actually 22 years old and can buy porn. Which I swear to the devil I dont do.
I sat down in his fancy chair and got ready for this goth enhancing experience. But being that I have a low tollerance for pain (something that will change when satan and I take over the world) I stopped him a few times as he got close with the needle because I thought I had to sneeze. Then as I burst into gothic tears on the final attempt my cell phone rang and saved my black gothic heart! Turns out my mom wanted me home for dinner, and I had to clean my room or she was going to ground me. So I guess I had to take a rain check on the painful gothic piercing project.
So thats the end of my semi-decent attempt and becoming even more GOTHIC AND EVIL AND AWSOME AND HOT THAN I ALREADY AM! The green dye should wash out soon, but until then Ill just wear my cloak my grandma sewed for me!
Now im off to finish my chores! and maybe go to a super rockin gothic band practice! Eventually Ill have our website and mp3s up! Hurray for you! See ya later my evil gothic cohorts! |
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| Snow means SATAN! |
[Jan. 6th, 2004|09:20 pm] |
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| | MARILYN MANSON - DOPE HAT LOLOLOL! | ] |
Greetings goth and goth alikes....whatever that means. Its past these terrible holiday seasons where false hu-mans worship their false idols. Carolers had the audacity to come to my house. They were met with hatred and loathing as a turned up the volume on my brand new Marilyn Manson cd. I'll tell you what, that man is a genious. I aspire to be a talented and sought after musician like him someday. If only BLOODLUST would get things together and take off!
Anyway, after being forced to recieve gifts in the name of something I think is like, totally stupid, I made out with some nice stuff. Some awsome make up and black nail polish that would make me look even more like a soldier in the army in the name of the dark lord SATAN himself. I got totally awsome gothic evil demonic CDs like Marilyn Manson, and Static X, and Powerman 5000, ya know REAL GOTH MUSIC. Seriously, Im so evil and satanic it hurts. One time I tried to carve a pentagram in my arm with my boyscout knife, I got a circle and a line across, and then it just hurt way to much. Snuggles begged me to stop, so for him Id do anything. <3 snuggles <3
The next phase of this totally gothic evil holiday season is going to be the pattented "SAVIOR'S SUPER GOTHIC TOBOGGAN DEATH CRUISER!" Im hunting for an old toboggan right now. and some red spray paint. Im going to create a lean mean, gothic, snow shreding machine! its going to totally roxx0r!
Here is a picture of what Im hoping it will look like.
Seriously, this going to be the most evil demonic satanic sled ever. I will burn up everyone else on the trails TO HELL! LOLLOLOLOLLOOLOOOLLLOLOLOL!~!~~~!!!!!11
For anyone thinking about it, this is the projected amount of fun I will be having.
So that concludes this glorious post of gothic hell. Once my sled is finished Im sure my father, the dark lord and master, will be more than proud of me and swiftly bring about the apocolypse. Thanks my gothic minions, and good fright. LOL! GET IT! FRIGHT! INSTEAD OF NIGHT! LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL~!!!!!!!!11 |
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[Dec. 11th, 2003|11:55 pm] |
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| |  lonely | ] |
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| | Beatles - All You Need Is Love | ] |
Alas, being a super hot goth like myself, I am a most sought after man. Once the gothia chicka's smell my satanic aura they come-a-runnin. Well....at least they should. I dont understand it. I almost want to give up, and lead a happy goth life, with my happy goth puppy. I figured I could use some fashion tips so I joined the gothic make up community thing. I need help my fine goth groupies. please I want a ms. savior, and little saviors. I need someone to help complete the satanic reincarnation spell to bring the the dark demon lord himself. and Snuggles the satanic goth cutestestest puppy ever needs a mommy. :D |
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| Unicorns rock |
[Dec. 10th, 2003|02:03 pm] |
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| | cheerful | ] |
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| | Voltaire - When You're Evil......LIKE SAVIOR THE SUPER GOTH! | ] |
Ok, listen up you heathens. I know its been awhile, but theres good cause. I was in deep meditation within my undergrund lair when my parents called from upstairs. Now, Ive asked them many times, but they just cant get it through their ignorant un-goth skulls that when I am praying to my dark lord and master that I am not to be disturbed. So I threw my pants back on, which is a very arduose task I might add since I just my brand spankin new 32 inch wide leg kik wears. They're totally sweet, and super goth. Anyway, I run upstairs and my parents hand me the phone. Turns out my AMAZING band BLOODLUST! is going to practice! So I finish my meditations, put on my makeup, and then me and snuggles are out the door. OMG snuggles is the cutest most goth puppy ever. A while ago we tried to summon a hellspawn to do our bidding. We had a pentagram made from ketchup, because we were fresh out of sacrificial human blood, and the candles and everything. well.....the smoke alarm went off, and the fire department came and yelled at me. Thats how I got grounded.....er......banished to my roo.....lair in my parents basement.
Anyway, Snuggles and I make it to the garage for practice and walk inside, but noone was there. Now, this has happened before so I slowly back up and out the door....luckily I was able to make it down the road without them jumping me or throwing rotten food at me. Assholes. The whole walk home I contemplated where I would place them in hell when I met my father and usurped his place on the alter as the dark king of the underworld with Snuggles as my new age cerberus. We could create havoc and mayhem everywehre!@!#!!@#!$!@$#%#$@% and I could finally get revenge on my "friends" damning them to eternal TORUTRE! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! FEWELAA!ES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So back to the story. I finally get back to my house and am about to open the door when I see a giant green splatter of paint hit the door in front of me. It was an ambush. I drop snuggles and dive behind a row of bushes as a halo of paintballs spray along the front of my house. I crawled along side my house to try and squeeze into my basment lair's window. Unfortunatly after Snuggles went in, I tried to follow and.....well....my ass got stuck. I was stuck, and not even concentrating all my evil demoic goth satanic powers could free me from the icy grips of death. I heard Mike, Ron, and Jef laughing at my unfortunatly misfortunate situation. That is, until they pulled the triggers on their paintball guns sends painful balls of plastic zooming into contact with my bottom. I let out a bellow with all the forces of hell behind it, only to hear those bastards laughing as they walked away leaving me for dead.
So that brings us up to speed, here I am sitting on my inflatable rubber donut, which I made into a super sweet and satanic pentagram, typing this and concentrating my evil goth genious powers on how to steal their souls and give them to my lord and master. They shall pay for this blasphemy. Snuggles and I shall get out revenge. NAD SO SHALL THE DARK LORD OF THE UNDER WORLD, my father, SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOTH! I SHALL DRINK THEIR BLOOD AND SWALLOW THEIR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@!$#@!%#@%#!&^(@#*%^#(*%^#*(%^#*()&^#()&#(!#&()&^$*)&^#*()@$&*%()#
%&()!@#%&#()&% souls
On another note, if you read this, add me to your friends list!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to be cool! and if you do, I wont steal your soul on the day of reckoning. |
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| God damn it! err....SATAN DAMN IT! |
[Apr. 15th, 2003|01:31 am] |
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I fixed my journal to the ebst of my evil demonic satanic hot sexy goth body could, but I still dont think its perfect. Thats stupid poopy head hacker found out my password "carebears" and messed up my entire journal! I HOPE TO THE DARK LORD DOWN BELOW I DONT FIND THIS GOD FARING PIECE OF POO POO! IF I DO THERE SHALL BE-TH HELLETH TO PAYETH TO THINETH MASTER AND LORDETH SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!! and Ill have my puppy BITE THEM! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! REMEMBER! DONT MESS WITH THE LORD OF DARKNESS'S SON! ALthough not proven yet...I STILL THINK I AM! Oh yeagh, look for a BLOOD LUST demo coming out soon! |
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| FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG |
[Feb. 19th, 2003|11:06 am] |
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| | FAGGY FAG FAG! | ] |
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| | FAGGY FAG AND THE FAG FAGS - IM A BIG FAGGY FAG FAG, FAGGOT | ] |
HAHAHAH!111!!1 WTF LOLOLOLO I HAK3D THIS GOTH FAGS LIEVJOURNAL!11!1! OMG LOL WUT A HOMO FAG111111!! OMG BO HO HO IM AL SAD AND CRY BABY BABYISH!!1!1!1! OMG WTF LOL IEV GOT AN AVIL PUPY AND I WIL MAEK U SNEZ31!!111 OMG WTF HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!11! OMG FAG!1!1 LOL CHER UP AND S2P BNG GAY OR I WIL RAEP U!1!111 OMG WTF LOL IM GONG 2 PUT A VIRUS ON UR COMPUTER AND D3LET3 AL U PORN PICTUR3S OF GUYS HUMPNG GUYS!!11 WTF LOL FAG!!111!!! OMG WTF |
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| Sonic Demonic boyeeeeeeeeee |
[Oct. 10th, 2002|04:07 pm] |
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| |  enraged | ] |
| [ | music |
| | GWAR - Baby Raper | ] |
Greetings again vile scum. It would appear that you sorry hu-mans have not yet heeded my words of terror. I warned you that my super duper evil mad awsome satanic sneezing powers were as leathal an deadly as my magcal sword I bouyght online for 50 bucks. It has been brought to my attention that you can in fact DIE FROM SNEEZING!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! I WILL 0WNZ0R J)))!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 lolOLoLoLOLOLolOLololoLOLOlOLO!!!!!! You have not heard from me for I have been grounded after a little incident about a satanic sacrifice.....and my dads buick. I swear to god that satan told me to drive the buick into the river and I would instantly become the supreme ruler of the universe. I guess people just havent realized it yet..... I was gorunded for months off the computer and phone, and I was able to sneak off to band practice every once in awhile. Blood Lust is doing good, we played a couple of shows in ron's basement, and at the local play ground. We also wrote some new songs, including: Star of death, Use the death force, Cantina Doooooom, The Master Plan is to kill everything,living on a prayer for death, and last but not least Vanilla Coke is a Gift From Satan. We're working hard and planning on recording soon. Then everyone can buy our super cool record and it will be awsome!
Snuggles has gotten sooooo big and soooooo much more cute! He can sit and roll over and play dead, and DESTROY THE SOULS OF MORTAL HUMAN BEINGS! He's even house trained! Its Great! Hes sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute and SATANIC! MY dark lord will be really proud of me when he see's how well I trained him!
Darn...ive got to go now, im still not quite off grounding and my parents just pulled in. Its tough being 22 and still living at home. Well,Ill see you later my satanic minions! |
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[Sep. 17th, 2002|10:03 am] |
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